... oh my goodness how would you ever watch for the start lights at this grid ... motocross has a lot going for it as well ... superbike GP grid babes are quite excellent ... mgf car ? I didn't see one of those in this picture ... first gear ? how does next-to-no-gear sound ? ... how about 500 sets of 8008135 to admire ... don't mind watching the bikes but as for the perils of riding them ...

... the most amazing fantastic waste of time you will ever find on the web ...

... another online quiz tells you how u r going to die ...

I will be crushed by a giant duck!



How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test

... we've all seen these programs "when wild animals attack" etc etc., how about "when bjorks attack" ? ... thank goodness these guys were not on my 'stag do' ... some excellent QT animations here especially the poochi coffee dog ... not sure this is correct or that I condone this but what the hell its only a post (disclaimer to follow) ... having a bad day, not any more ...

couple of games for you to try...

virus game which I think is very simple but fantastic

nice rotation game, very easy to get into but becomes increasingly difficult ...

... going to see Matrix Reloaded this weekend but remember to stay after the credits at the end ... let me get this right in my head, michael jackson is said to be worth £350 million (i cannot even comprehend how much money this is) , he owns the majority of the beatles and elvis back catologue, now Jackson faces over 1,000 lawsuits, including a £15m claim by a producer over cancelled concerts, and a former manager who claims he is owed millions in back pay and it is reckonned he is close to bankruptcy (how can someone spend that much money?) ... very nicley designed site here (full screen jobbie) and the content is very nice :) ... want some playmate 8008135? ... interest in everest has peaked in the news a bit lately so not wishing to miss out on jumping on that sherpa bandwagon check this view out ...

... cutlery warning get the spoonguard, or, always wishing to see both sides of the cultery argument ban the spoonguard ...

... babe of the day, WOW ...

also a couple of vids worth looking at ...

handbrake turn, done to perfection

coolest video ever

alert alert crisper drawer strongbad e-mail out today ...

also have started playing planetside as was a present last weekend from guys @ work ... why wasn't I made aware of this "in the expectation that a mysterious planet or rogue sister star of our own Sun would wipe out 90% of the Earth's population this month" ... hmmm where to go when you need a strong womanin your life ?? ... each picture contains 48 sets of dominos, not sure why but pretty impressive results ... carrying on the artwork theme the doodles of Kevin Cornell are very good, clever design of site as well ... argghhhh what an 'orrible picture, could certainly do with a Victor Kiam r.i.p. ... not sure why I posted this site but reminds of the tears I shed when Bambi died, looks just like thumper as well ...

... we make stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size! now available: common cold, flu, sore throat, and stomach ache ... attention !!! tanks r' us has got to be next ... sure i posted a picture of this ages ago but now they have released the video ...

reality time ...

A teenager in Cape Coral said he fed a neighbor's pet cat to an alligator just to see what the gator would do, police said

at the point where we are now, baños means toilets, to tilde or not ?

A dozen Holstein cows grazing near Skywalker Ranch in Marin County apparently got spooked and ran off a 50-foot cliff, according to authorities

Google to fix blog noise problem

... mornin' all how are you ? back @ work after bank holiday and feel k-nackered but it was very good ...

couple of things amused me over weekend ...

v v cool game here (flash reqd)

EURO FLOPS: WE CAN SING
Eurovision flops Jemini have told Sky News they CAN sing and blamed technical problems (forget technical they are crap)
The Scouse duo said monitors on stage were not working properly and they could not hear themselves sing (again incorrect they are crap)
They became the first Britons to fail to score a single point in the Eurovision Song Contest - but insisted they did their best - proves my point (which is one more than they got) THEY ARE CRAP

England and Manchester United fans rest easy - David Beckham's broken scaphoid doesn't mean that he will miss any important fixtures - but he won't be able to

whilst on beckham's broken scaphoid he'll be supporting this as well this campaign has been supported here as well

... have a look on this site for some of the most amazing pictures I have ever seen, all of weather storms, my favourite is this one ...

reality vs. my drivel - reality wins by a landslide

nappy thief sentenced to sex therapy

farmers' dispute leads to tractor joust (x-box version out next month)

body in pipe an unsavoury addition to Manila water

from failure to famous

... hello all how are you ? latest in the weight situation, am now down to 13st 4lbs (84.36 kg) and very happy, aiming for 12st 7lbs (79.37 kg) as a target, its a bank holiday weekend and the weather is looking crap, its also my birthday on Saturday and we're having a bbq (weather permitting), you are all invited so here's a multimap reference to the site...



... the case mod have been out again, I actually like this one, though not sure how long the plants would survive ... not sure how long I would survive if Phil got one of these ... wondering what happened on a particular day in history, this site can tell you all and more besides, did a check on 24th May (my birthday) and got the following:

May 24 1883 - After 14 years and 27 deaths while being constructed, the Brooklyn Bridge over the East River is opened, connecting the great cities of New York and Brooklyn for the first time in history.

May 24 1543 - Polish astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus dies in what is now Frombork, Poland. The father of modern astronomy, he was the first modern European scientist to propose that Earth and other planets revolve around the sun

May 24 1844 - Morse sends historic telegram, on this day in 1844, Samuel Morse, inventor of Morse code and the electric telegraph, sent the first electric telegraph message in the United States.

May 24 1962 - John Taylor is born in Sunderland, infamous author of "knobby's www", he has yet to realise his full potential and probably never will

May 24 1974 - Duke Ellington dies, Jazz legend Duke Ellington dies on this day in 1974 at age 75. Ellington's hits ranged from pop tunes and jazz classics to ballets, film scores, and religious suites.

... I knew you'd be impressed ...

... weekly help feature for search strings that found my site ...

"porn fliks 4 free" - try any site with XXX in the title or get a girlfriend

"justin timberlake golf" - why the connection I do not know all I can suggest here is this site

"peantbutterjellytime" - you have taste my friend, I "borrowed" the original from here

"nude girlies" - like the way u r going with this but please refer to anything with XXX in title

"office practical jokes" - again good idea's people i like these, try here m8

"naturist family album" - you pervert get off my site

"miserable gits" - guilty as charged, try looking here

... so the radio described it as "a meeting of great minds", get a life guys, David Beckham meets Nelson Mandela, trying to imagine how their conversation would have gone:

NM: so David what do you do for a living
DB: ummmm, play for moan united
NM: I understand you have a famous wife
DB: errr yup she's like a singer
NM: does she take it up the ...
DB: arsenal, yes they are a good team

whilst on the subject can I just say david your hair looks ridiculous and I believe it cost about £3k to get done, what a waste of money you could have revived Posh's music career with that, and that alice band and greasy look was crap as well ...

... carrying on the football theme i watched the celtic vs. Porto game tonite (well played celtic against cheating, play-acting johhny foreigner) and what has happened to squad numbers, their goalie wore number 99 (wtf is going on here) I aslo saw a number 78 and a 66 (sounds more like a chinese takeaway menu or the local bus timetable) ...

... full and complete credit to marc for making me laugh my bitz off with the following:

the return of the fat kid and i nearly choked on my "diet" (still losing it) coke whilst watching these ...

variation on favourite kids songs
one man band
missing chocolates

for one so young he shows great promise yoda-san ...

... well its been a while ... in fact perhaps an apology is due for my lack of posts recently ... perhaps not then :o) ...

... so what has been happening, not an awful lot to be honest, atkins diet is still going well and I have lost a stone now (14lbs or 6.35 kilos), feeling very very good, lots of energy etc (i WILL NOT use the phrase "feel like a new man" as that sets off gay alarms in my head) ... played golf at the weekend (not very good again) but have borrowed couple of videos off Richard by Dalton McCrarys "the last golf lesson you will ever need" so will see what that is like, going by Richard's golf last weekend when he went around Mapledurham in 1 over, it must work ...

get the latest game out called "Buttplug" its fant-ass-tic ... everything you could ever want to bring out your inner pimp ...

...rather than a babe of the day thought i would give you babes of the day ...

... the reality check ...

Liquidising goldfish 'not a crime'

topless house cleaning

kangaroo dies in hit-and-run in austria

AT&T In talks to sell wireless with AT&T wireless

... have you booked that holiday yet, check the destination here ... and have you tried dental-cam yet, nope neither have I ...

AVON:
"I relied on other people." --

You perfected the snarky, amoral geek act when
Seamus Harper was still a zygote. You've
always got an eye out for number one, and you
don't even try to hide your contempt when your
coworkers can't keep up. Yet, somehow, you
keep on coming through for them in the end.


Which Season One Blakes 7 Character Are You?
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... question of the week ? ... do you like elephants, this guy sure does ...

... a special link for HJ that is right up his street ... a little ditty about Harold Shipman, there's an unhinged childlike quality about their work ... an absolute wealth of material here from worth 1000 with 99% of it qualifying as excellent, my personal favourite ... some people go too far customising their computers, in this case it involves turning the entire thing into a rather Lara Croft looking woman, the end result is fantastic, but the question is: why oh why? (from B3ta) ...

... special section today for the ladies as I have been accused of being a little sexist (I'm hurt after defending Anika in previous post), are u stuck for a date tonight ? try here you'll love it ...

... oops forgot babe of the day, sorry, here she is, and here and here :)

... GOLF = Gentleman Only Ladies First, well that's what vijay singh thinks, anika sorenstam has been invited to play at the PGA tour's colonial tournament teeing off on 22nd of this month, good luck to her I say and hope she puts some of those sexist pillocks who have been complaining to shame ...

... booked your holidays this year yet?? thought not then why not try Lynchburg and Central Virginnia, attractions include first house with indoor plumbing, the world's only church of star trek and pinehurst mulleted naturists retreat ... the craze, which involves surgically splitting the tongue to make it look like a lizard's tongue, has been branded a mutilation by legislators in Illinois ... umm err ok could not decide if this was funny or not so posted anyway (sound of jt rolling on the floor crying with laughter) ...

...vsfw xxx galumpia adult site, proves you should never judge a book by its cover ... ... bit of a backlash to the upcock made Cadbury's over the 'eat chocolate to collect sports vouchers' campaign, made me laff anyway ... the entire french nation plans to go on industrial action later this month in protest at the Government's refusal to give them a good reason to strike for nearly three years ... if you like your comics a little erotic this is the ultimate site for you...

... reality check oppurtunities are coming thick and fast ...

meet evil cave boy and ask yourself the question, why?

dog becomes owner's golf caddy

court case results in a real cat fight

meet saddam sars

... half - life 2 looks sooooo goooood, check out the screen shots here

...referencing back to an earlier post about the star wars video kid the full story is now out courtesy of the people at waxy.org - His name is Ghyslain, a 15-year-old tenth grader living in Quebec. Originally recorded onto an 8mm tape on November 4, 2002 in the school's studio, the video was never meant to be seen by anyone. After Ghyslain returned the borrowed videotape to his friend, the video sat in a basement for months. On April 19, 2003, Ghyslain's friend stumbled on the tape's secret contents and immediately shared it with friends. They thought it would be a funny prank to encode the video and upload it to Kazaa.

It only took two weeks for the video to spread around the world. Raven Software's Bryan Dube added the Star Wars effects on April 24, a mere five days after it originally appeared to the Internet. A week later, both videos were linked on every major gaming- and technology-related website, forum, and chat room online.

What does Ghyslain think about all this? One of their french-speaking friends Jish interviewed him today to find out what he thought about his newfound popularity. Read the interview now. Overall, he seems like a damn cool kid. I don't care what anyone else thinks; Ghyslain is my new hero. (taken from the waxy.org website) ...

... disclaimer : it's not that I can't spel, simplie I tipe at 9600 baud with a eror rait of 66%

babe of the day

.... morning all, hope this bright & breezy morning finds you all well, big night for my local team Reading 2-1 down from 1st leg of play-offs against Wolves need to turn it around tonight at home ... wanna play some golf, one of the best I've seen for a while ... have a look around and please let this guy know if you find it :) ... this isn't very funny and I'm sure she went to pieces upon hearing the news, still trying not to laugh ...

Reality check time:

klingon interpreter sought for patients

fitness club members complain body left out during workout

fugitive lived in attic crawl space for 6 weeks - watch out for that lodger

glenmont man crashes, falls off cliff

... wow wow wow go back to 1982 and remember that atari classic ... on the history theme, the history of the internet documented here, sort of anyway ... forgetting whether this is legitimate or not, there are some sick peeps out there ...

... how about this ...

Cedar Point nears end of construction phase on world's tallest, fastest roller coaster 420-foot-tall, 120-mph "Strata-coaster" will take coaster riding to new levels of height and speed. SANDUSKY, Ohio, Feb. 26, 2003 - What does it take to build the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster? No one has been closer to the detailed construction process of Cedar Point's new 420-foot-tall, 120-mph Top Thrill Dragster roller coaster than Monty Jasper, vice president of maintenance and construction at the popular amusement park/resort. "More than anything, it takes a lot of patience to build a coaster of this magnitude," says Jasper. "It's a job where you don't get immediate gratification; the biggest reward will come when riders get off Top Thrill Dragster for the first time ... that's when everything you've worked so hard on really counts."

The $25 million "strata-coaster" will be Cedar Point's 16th roller coaster and will be the first scream machine in the world to break the 400-foot-tall mark. Riders will launch out of a "starting line" position and travel from 0 to 120 mph in four seconds by use of a high-tech hydraulic acceleration system and then rocket up the vertical 420-foot-high hill, rotate 90 degrees, crest the apex and plummet straight down the 400-foot drop while spiraling 270 degrees and cross the finish line into the station.

The construction process of Top Thrill Dragster required 5,400 bolts. Five cranes, including two that stretched an incredible 480 feet in the air, helped position Top Thrill Dragster's track and structure into place. The 480-foot-tall cranes were two of only four in the United States that could accommodate a project of the towering 420-foot height of Top Thrill Dragster. Approximately 90 truckloads of steel were shipped by boats - and eventually trains and trucks - from Europe to Cedar Point, where the coaster parts were stored in a massive parking lot and later assembled at the job site. The first opportunity for guests to "Race for the Sky" on Top Thrill Dragster is on Cedar Point's Opening Day, Sunday, May 4. Until then, roller-coaster-riders can log on to cedarpoint.com for frequent updates and top thrills.

... so it's tuesday and what am i going to post, hmmm ... watched the final reality tv installment of celeb get me out of here last night which phil tufnell won, full credit after his last trial he completed ...

... drool factor posts: only 10 days until Matrix reloaded appears at the cinema, only 27 days to go until new Radiohead album appears in shops, babe of the day

Manager knocked off the pitch - video

story of a day at six flags in georgia

very cool work with flash here at upsite down

seems BT the miserable gits have scuppered phone box cam

pulled over doing 4mph, wtf !

only 27% I am impressed ...

... I missed this, but it's worth repeating. It seems that the Vatican is seriously considering assigning the internet a patron saint. According to Christianity Today, Isidore is being considered for the post:

"Isidore [is] the most suitable saint for the role. For many centuries, he was considered as a man ahead of his time. He wrote a form of dictionary, called Etymologies, with a structure similar to what is now called a database. Like the World Wide Web, Etymologies put at the disposal of its readers massive amounts of knowledge. An encyclopedia in 20 volumes, it contained information on the seven liberal arts, and subjects such as medicine, agriculture, architecture, the books and offices of the church, and other religious subjects."

Did he illuminate porn, as well? Internet gambling? Or, more importantly, did he blog?

"...some Catholics to suggest more familiar names for the job of Internet guide, such as the Archangel Gabriel, who revealed to the Virgin Mary that she was to give birth to Christ. "The Internet is all about message-bearing," said Sister Lavinia Byrne, Internet columnist for the leading Catholic magazine, the Tablet. "And the ultimate message-bearer is the Archangel Gabriel." However, Gabriel was apparently ruled out by the Vatican because he is already patron saint of social communication and the media."

So Gabriel is the patron saint of the Sun?

"Ironically, the immediacy of the Internet itself seems to be ensuring that Isidore will become its patron. He is now featured on at least 1,280 Web sites, most of them mentioning his potential role as Internet patron and some mistakenly declaring he has already been given the job."

Make that 1,282. (thanks to peter for the story)

... LOLOL how to order a pizza for complete f**kwads, found this site very amusing ...

... ok after due consideration and numerous demands (including one ransom note) have decided to post a babe of the day for your perusal ... what a bitch this is, have not been able to complete it yet, memories of the old bunny love game and steady hand games ... havig trouble meeting that special person try athensconnections for that perfect soul-mate... NOT ... i don't care what the caption says that is definitely Dr Evil ... hehehehe celebrity rants, featuring uncut, unscripted "open-mic" recordings that the stars didn't want you to hear, Madonna, Britney and Bill Shatner are good ...blimey I hope this isn't adhered to in our office ...

... back to reality ...

messy pooh case close to end

thongs for seniors: the business niche of the future?

stolen gnomes rounded up

storks build nest and mate on a trabant car (wait for it) on top of a telegraph pole (picture as well)

cops crack down on increase in elderly cart calamities

... another online personality test (check out some of the questions as you can see from the results I had fun) please post your results on the message board for a laugh ...


You're A Hentai Baka (Stupid Pervert)!
You watch a lot of porn, and can be found hiding in
the tool shed, peeking through a hole, into the
girl's locker room. You get smacked a lot,
don't you?...


What Type Of Anime Character Are You?
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... still in v happy mood after the footy yesterday, hopefully it will be enough to encourage Zola to stay another year and with some fresh talent coming in and dead wood leaving (I hope) would may be challenging for a top 3 position ... no I was not celebrating like this yesterday ... real internet smilies, think I went through all these emotions yesterday ...

... one thing that amazes me, our sales director left a short while ago, now he'll be the first to admit he upset a few people in his time, but end of day he always supported us and had major hand in where easynet are today, since his departure I have never heard so much back-biting etc. about the poor guy and to cap it all, the people who are more than happy to attend his leaving do and drink all his money away don't put a penny into his collection when that came around, admittedly i didn't either but that's because I have a prior arrangement with him, bloody sycophants ...

... try this test, (found on Marc's site) ...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

... retro retro retro girlies for your viewing pleasure (NSFW in this century either) ... also cannot recomend this site enough times, Strongbad and his e-mail, fan-bloody-tastic, especially this spring cleaning one (sound needed) ...

... reality check time again ...

Coach suspended after kids find, watch adult video

typing monkeys don't write shakespeare

no cow cod soup, no pride

what school did this judge go to ?

... full credit to this man, this is amazing and I feel quite humble reading it, "climber has described how he made the life or death decision" ... further credit to this bunch protester parachutes off nelson's column ...

... Matrix gets worked by the hacker network (bit geeky) ... "I introduced her to my mother-- family conversations haven't been boring since!", this is very politically unfunny-ish ... I'll have 4 of these please, next !! ... excellent new word, start using it today ... Dr Suess expresses an opinion on Iraq ... this is quite good, add your favourite word to the pile ...

whay hay more reality checks ...

Northamptonshire man fascinated by explosives blew himself up after putting a home-made pipe bomb in his mouth and lighting the fuse, an inquest has heard

dog's paw paintings to help pig with cancer

A naturist war has broken out in the southern part of Norway as the neighbour of a naturist resort has had enough of his children being forced to see “pee-pees” and “front bottoms“ every day

... Uefa shelves the "golden goal" for the "silver goal" for this year's Champions League and Uefa Cup finals, got me thinking of better ways of solving this issue ...

1. take a player off from each side every 5 mins of extra-time, eventually ending up with 5-a-side after 30 mins

2. carry on playing until someone scores (or everyone falls asleep)

3. widen the goals by 2ft every 5 mins of extra time ending up with goals as wide as the penalty area after 30 mins

4. (a variation of first idea) booby-trap the pitch before extra-time starts with landmines and mantraps (definitely useful for some players)

5. dress the players up in full clown outfits (long shoes, water squirting flower on their lapel, the lot) and play like that

6. "hit the bar" competition from outside the area (used to do this at school)

7. just the goalies on the field in their goals with the ball on the centre-spot, then equip both goalies with a very long straw and hey presto a big blow football game

8. finally take both teams off and get the manager and coaches etc to play the game out on the field (could be tricky for Sir Bobby Robson at 70 years old)

9. go back to penalty shoot-outs

10. Richard came up with "award the game to the team with the best goal celebrations", my worry here is how would Liverpool players know what to do?

... err... not sure how to categorise this one, how does bouncy girls with different coloured hair sound ? you decide ... also a blast from the past in the shape of peantbutterjellytime peantbutterjellytime peantbutterjellytime ...

... think I may make this "weird reality" a regular spot as they are all coming out of the woodwork now ...

suspect had his heart set on escaping justice, police say

R.I.P. innovations catalogue

philly nude models may wear union label

man prefers prison to wife

... at last what we have all been waiting for the definitive alphabetical archive of the worlds most beautiful totty, check out the Kylie picture ... excellent fun here, think Mr Potato Head with real people ... continuing the fun theme wanna see 585 boobies, thought so :o) ... and if that's not enough look here for more cheeks than you can ever possibly want ...

... why oh why, yet again more proof reality is weirder than anything I can come up with...

man saws off head in supermarket

dynamite gets aid attention

man arrested with severed head says was provoked

boy stuck on ronald mcdonald

man is completely ignored as he tries to rob a store in a tigger costume (last article)

thief strikes town, stealing trees and shrubbery, saying "ni" reportedly insufficient to prevent further thefts

... LOL excellent bit of photoshop work, well done ... this is so scary quick call for medical backup? ... check out the x-babes here ... finally new levels reached by little gamers, this is so funny ...

... first off have managed to lose 3lbs with new diet so far :o) ... ever wanted to growl out loud? thought not, try growl karaoke its easy ... Donna D'Errico, former Baywatch babe and wife to Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx, opened a day spa in Los Angeles that offers Classical Rock Massage, massage services set to the sounds of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and the Moody Blues' "Days of Future Passed." Sounds great, but do they offer munchies and a laser light show? ... if you're going to videotape your Star Wars fighting skills on a school camera, remember to remove the cassette when you're done, It didn't take long for the online community to remix it with full Star Wars special effects and lightsaber noises ... mmm caffeine mmm, wtf is going on here? ... this cannot be hygenic surely ... OMG meet raymond dublin, the notorious Rhode Island toe licker ... are u being bullied at work (as we all are by the minns-meister) ? then its time to fight back ...

couple of sites worth surfing to .. HoleintheNet - C[dot]3 - Villageidiots

always check on how you lot out there find this site and try to help if I can ...

"deep throat" - easy one to sort try here
"midget porn" - not sure why they ended up here but try this
"w.indies cricket" - just look under any team that beats england regularly
"football tattoo designs" - this one really has me mystified, try this link for help
"Naked Pictures Of Justin Timberlake" - please, please go away and never darken my sites doorstep again
"who has the sexiest body" - understanable search so long as its women u r after try here

... have a look, Man City are running a poll to name one of their new stands. I've voted for the Colin Bell stand, as I think it will be very fitting for them to have a stand known to others as the Bell end!! ...

... jemma started these today but looks like there's a storm brewing ... carrying on the school theme why hasn't this idea been pushed more, certainly used to be the norm when I was at school ... from Marc's site. caped crusader comes good in UK ...

... have to mention new site by a mate called infinitemonkeyz, he is going to produce weekly updates with quite a lot of work people in it as well ...

... with the missus putting me on the Atkins diet in an effort to stop the kids thinking I'm a beached whale on holiday found some exercises that could help, will keep you all updated on results ... not sure if it is a hoax or what (well I hope it is), but some pretty funny stuff in the forums ... how to annoy your neighbours in one easy go ... daily plug for Matrix reloaded (only 17 days to go) Keanu buys $200,000 worth of Harley's for stuntmen from new film ... finally 6 pictures that really amused me over the weekend (I must upgrade to Pro one day) ...

1. mains driven piggy
2. this guy's got wood
3. whats for dinner tonight?
4. pirate humour
5. stuart little tries out for next mission impossible film
6. fascinated by ...

... did anyone see this coming ?? hmm me neither ... Microtoss Train Spotting Simulator brings the power and excitement of one of the world's most favorite hobbies to your PC, placing you in the role of a trainspotter with unprecedented realism, exciting real-world challenges, and the tools to recreate almost any trainspotting experience in the world, LOL ... this annoys me, the state of our roads and the traffic system in the UK as a whole is appalling and now we get this - car drivers will have to pay £3 to use the UK's first private motorway at peak times, with a discounted rate of £2 for the first ten million vehicles, however, lorries will have to pay £11 although VAT included in this price will be recoverable by haulage operators, van drivers will be charged £5 (white van drivers an extra £5) ... my tiny garden, one man's macro photo collection of the tiny insects which inhabit his garden, v clever ... got close to embarassing myself in office while reading this, the tears were streaming as I tried to stop laughing out loud ...this is sooooo cooooool even for a Playstation2 ...

... yipee only a 4 day week and then its the weekend again ... need to learn how to sign your way into the sack ... hippo disco a wonderful waste of 5 mins ... naked women as nightclub bouncers, what a wonderful, wonderful idea ... jeff theisen woke up early thursday morning to find his house on fire, then things really turned bad ...

... watched the highlights of the spanish GP and quite a race although felt sorry for Coulthard when he went off, was amazed by some of the pit stops as well ...

... its a bank holiday weekend and its raining :) ... final couple of posts for the weekend ...

... first this is a brilliant idea. Benjymous has stuck a webcam in his local phonebox and put the phone number on the web. You'll be able to see the person who picks up the phone on your screen! ...

... i think I may need to take more interest in formula 1 racing, on the plus side the races have been a lot closer this year it looks like the Schumacher domination train is coming back with avengance, Spanish GP this weekend ...

carrying on the driving theme this mazda advert was cool (QT required) ...

... hot off the press, the "fat slags" have been owned ... also new bad ass dolls available to buy, my favourite has to be the talking , Jewish American Princess called Babs who says "I don't care if it is circumcised. It's not coming near my mouth" ... i really have no idea as to what is going on hereplease let me know if you work it out ...

... X-men 2 comes out today, yipee, and in honour of this occasion a v v cool flash site with Strykers full database of mutants ...

... getting disturbed now, for 3rd time this week I have dream't of Nadine Coyle (lead singer of Girls Aloud), despise their music so why? ... before her twenty-first birthday, Christina Aguilera claimed multiple platinum records, three Grammy Awards, and record sales. Now she's the basis of every school boys wet dream and after they see her latest release, the socks will be out in force! ... Caprice has a new lingerie range out, worth checking in detail ... Rachel went to Legoland with pre-school yesterday, wonder if these exhibitions were there ? ... OMG half-life 2 has been announced, I am so excited I could ... and why I ended up with roseanne barr after this quick quiz I'll never know ...

... fan-bloody-tastic, find all your old rebels here ... at last Bush comes to his senses and plans attacks on the 'real' enemy (how many people am I going to upset with that one) ... virtual undressing that goes way too far, try it and see ...

... "Breast-feeding in a time of war" this story is almost too bizzare to be funny ... i need a t-shirt from this restaurant please, anyone reading this who lives close enough get in touch and I will pay all costs incurred ...

... use alcohol to find your inner monkey, this is the type of site I can really relate to :P

... If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! ...

... training has been cancelled for next two days so back in office ... awesome all credit to this bunch for one of the best sites I have ever come across ... how long b4 IT monkey posts this one as well :P

... a subject particularly dear to my heart at present , a Liverpool FC DNS error ...