Let's face it: any script kiddie with a pair of pliers can put Red Hat on a Compaq, his mum's toaster, or even the family dog. But nothing earns you geek points like installing Linux on a dead badger. So if you really want to earn your wizard hat, just read the following instructions, and soon your friends will think you're slick as caffeinated soap.


click the picture for Rusty's tale about firemen - When Rusty went to bed, his mother came to tuck him in. "Now, Rusty, there's something I want you to remember," she said. "Don't play with yourself, or you'll go blind." "Okay, mom," said Rusty. He wondered if he could just do it until he needed glasses.