Chav Aid To be sung to the tune of Band Aid - marvellous!

It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we all go out, coz we just got paid.
And on a night on Broad Street, we can spread a smile of joy.
Throw your arms around a chav at Christmastime.

But say a prayer,
Pray for the chavvy ones,
At Christmastime its hard, but when you're having fun
There's some chavs outside your window,
And we're dressed in Burberry gear,
Where the only water flowing,
Is our Tennants Super Beer
And the Christmas bells that ring there,
Are our clanging golden hoops.
Well tonight thank God its them instead of you!

And there won't be chavs in Reading town this Christmas time,
The greatest gift we'll get this year is ice,
(Oooh) Coz they all wear sovereign rings,
And cheap gold chains for bling.
Do they even know they're chavs at all?

(Here's to you) - raise a tin for everyone
(Here's to them) - with their Kappa tracksuits on.
Do they even know they're chavs at all?

(courtesy of elisha at work)