They may be good for getting rid of unsightly visible panty lines - but German experts are warning G-strings are bad for women's health. They are even calling for the wispy knickers to be banned, following an "enormous" increase in patients suffering genital inflammation.
Dr Thomas Gent, of the Association of Gynaecologists in Hamburg, told the Sun that "friction" caused by the string section is behind it all. "G-strings can abrade and injure the sensitive skin around the genital area - especially if they are too tight or made with badly stitched material," he said.
He added the harm caused "can aid the spread of bacteria and cause fungal infections". (ewwwww!)
But British women are increasingly following the example of Bridget Jones - and plumping for bigger knickers. A spokesman for high street retailer H&M said: "The trend is turning to comfortable hot-pants and slips."

Police today warned all men who frequent Night Clubs and Parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless.
After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women.
Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
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straight line designs - some weird, some strange and one marvellous design, click the picture below

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

11 minutes and 3 seconds of pure class here

further musical brilliance from Talking Heads here

all found on this site www.rhino.com

time to get the hell off this little island of ours, here's why

If you are an elite programmer who can write sophisticated code under tight deadlines, someone who makes impossible projects possible; or a Silver Web Surfer your colleagues turn to when they need IT advice: this keyboard is for you. Shouldn't your keyboard reflect your status as one of the elite?
Das Keyboard is an enhanced 104-key USB PC keyboard equiped with 100% blank keys mounted on precision and individually weighted key switches. Since there is no key to look at when typing, your brain will quickly adapt and memorize the key positions and you will find yourself typing a lot faster with more accuracy in no time. It is amazing how slow typers almost double their speed and quick typers become blazing fast!

"Pervert-The Movie" coming soon to a good cinema near you, the shocking story of salacious scandal. An experimental explosion of mental mayhem. A bloodbath brimming with very big bubbles. A titillating travesty. A comedy of epic proportions equal only to those of its actresses. A morality play without morals. A cautionary tale lacking in caution yet abundant in tail.

Geek Fantasies "Your magic missile has been resisted." and for the monty python fans out there

Bunnie of the week is Kristen DeLuca with more enhancements than an X-Wing

new things to learn at school ?

finally to end this little post something for everyone here

Not long ago in a supermarket not so far way... http://www.storewars.org/

this is fantastic but why is he running away ? Certainly know what I would do ...

Ever wondered why they call Heidi Klum "the body" ? well wonder no more

For a certain colleague (RYAN !!) in the office who forgot his sun cream and is suffering this morning (as we all are having to with the heat emanating from his mush) ... http://www.burntfaceman.com

One sided fights - Reality TV has never been this honest! I will have nightmares about the robot sequence for days.

8008135 - sweet blondie with her lollipop

It doesn't matter if you're packing a light saber or a light switch; no one should ever spot you prancing about in public donning this skimpy male swimwear. Speedos go by many different names on many different beaches across the globe… each name painting a picture more unsavory than the next. We've compiled a list of some old favorites and some new gems. more here

Made by the fine folks at
daylighttwilight.com

Repost of fantastic matrix style fight between hardest heifer in the land and some bloke

Protests by Man United fans opposed to the planned take over by Malcolm Wood-Glazer have resulted in extra police being called in for the club’s next home game to monitor any bizarre behaviour at Old Trafford, such as noise.
Meanwhile, large-scale protests are planned all around the globe by supporter groups in Sweden, USA and Singapore, although no more demonstrations are expected in Manchester as it is considered too far for most United fans to travel to.

Certainly would not want to be caught up in this, click on any of the pictures for an impressive video of this:

1. Start at London Heathrow Airport.

2. Get duty-frees in

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles

16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles

18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo.

courtesy of colleague at work

Two girlies kissing each other. A sight that never fails to excite even the most stoic of men. Prepare to be moved to tears then, by the top ten lesbian movie scenes ever.

Have a look at the replay to see why he really crashes :-)

For anyone who missed it overnight, the tussle between George Galloway and Jeremy Paxman was one of the highlights, which came shortly after his victory over Labour's Oona King.

JP: We're joined now from his count in Bethnal Green and Bow by George Galloway. Mr Galloway, are you proud of having got rid of one of the very few black women in Parliament?
GG: What a preposterous question. I know it's very late in the night, but wouldn't you be better starting by congratulating me for one of the most sensational election results in modern history?
JP: Are you proud of having got rid of one of the very few black women in Parliament?
GG: I'm not - Jeremy - move on to your next question.
JP: You're not answering that one?
GG: No because I don't believe that people get elected because of the colour of their skin. I believe people get elected because of their record and because of their policies. So move on to your next question.
JP: Are you proud -
GG: Because I've got a lot of people who want to speak to me.
JP: - You -
GG: If you ask that question again, I'm going, I warn you now.
JP: Don't try and threaten me Mr Galloway, please.
GG: You're the one who's trying to badger me.
JP: I'm not trying to badger you, I'm merely trying to ask if you're proud at having driven out of Parliament one of the very few black women there, a woman you accuse of having on her conscience 100,000 people.
GG: Oh well there's no doubt about that one. There's absolutely no doubt that all those New Labour MPs who voted for Mr Blair and Mr Bush's war have on their hands the blood of 100,000 people in Iraq, many of them British soldiers, many of them American soldiers, most of them Iraqis and that's a more important issue than the colour of her skin.
JP: Absolutely, because you then went on to say "including a lot of women who had blacker faces than her"
GG: Absolutely right, absolutely right. So don't try and tell me I should feel guilty about one of the most sensational election results in modern electoral history.
JP: I put it to you Mr Galloway that Nick Raynsford had you to a T when he said you were a "demagogue".
GG: Sorry?
JP: Nick Raynsford. You know who I mean? Nick Raynsford. Labour MP?
GG: No, I don't know who you mean.
JP: Never heard of him.
GG: I've never heard of Nick Raynsford, no.
JP: What else haven't you heard of?
GG: Well, I've been in Parliament a long time...
JP: He was a Parliamentary colleague of yours until very recently.
GG: Well, most of them just blend one into the other, Jeremy, they're largely a spineless, a supine bunch.
JP: Have you ever heard of Tony Banks?
GG: Yes I have, yes.
JP: Right, Tony Banks was sitting here five minutes ago, and he said that you were behaving inexcusably, that you had deliberately chosen to go to that part of London and to exploit the latent racial tensions there.
GG: You are actually conducting one of the most - even by your standards - one of the most absurd interviews I have ever participated in. I have just won an election. Can you find it within yourself to recognise that fact? To recognise the fact that the people of Bethnal Green and Bow chose me this evening. Why are you insulting them?
JP: I'm not insulting them, I'm not insulting you
GG: You are insulting them, they chose me just a few minutes ago. Can't you find it within yourself even to congratulate me on this victory?
JP: Congratulations, Mr Galloway.
GG: Thank you very much indeed. [Waves, removes microphone]

go to this site for the video

Marc has introduced me to bash.org that has to be one of the funniest sites I have seen. Basically a quote database from IRC channels that are either stupid, silly, funny and everything else as well.
Couple of my favourites:

mage> what should I give my sister for unzipping?
Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ouroboros> Ok.
tag> | .
Ouroboros> . |
tag> | .
Ouroboros> . |
tag> | .
Ouroboros> | .
Ouroboros> Whoops
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NES> lol
NES> I download something from Napster
NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
NES> "getting my song back fucker"
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jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus> he was a fuckin' impostor
jeebus> never once moved diagonally
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UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke
Jock> o...k
UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy
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BombScare> i beat the internet
BombScare> the end guy is hard
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xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

This is so funny. This is the actual output from an IRC forum where someone who claims to be a hacker tries to break into another person's machine. He asks for the persons ip address - gets told it is 127.0.0.1 (the loopback address) and TWICE crashes his own computer before asking the 'victim' to disable his firewall which he thinks is bouncing the attacks back towards him. He finally tries to delete files from the remote machine and smugly reports as the G: drive, then the F: drive and the D: drive get removed. He actually manages to report that 30% of the C: drive has been deleted before he disappears, having wiped clean his own machine. D'oh !! Muppet !!

found on Chris's site