Incredible photo essay from Bangladesh shows how thousands of men reduce 240,000-ton tankers to scrap iron with crowbars, hammers and their bare hands.

When you're in open waters, there's no law against whipping out those fine boobies, so go for it ladies.

Englishman, Scotsman and Irish guy were all working on a building site and stopped for lunch.
The Englishman opens up his lunch and says, "CHEESE sandwiches AGAIN!!!! Why does she always make me CHEESE sandwiches??? I'm sick and tired of them, if she makes them again tomorrow I'm gonna throw myself off the roof."
The Scotsman opens up his lunch and says, "HAM sandwiches AGAIN!!!! Why does she always make me HAM sandwiches??? I'm sick and tired of them, if she makes them again tomorrow I'm gonna throw myself off the roof too."
The Irishman opens up his lunch and says, "TUNA sandwiches AGAIN!!!! if I get TUNA again tomorrow I'm gonna join you two going off the roof!!"

The next day they all open up their lunches,

"CHEESE!!!" shouts the Englishman, and without another word jumps to his death.
"HAM!!!" shouts the Scotsman, and without another word jumps to his death.
"TUNA!!" shouts the Irishman and he too jumps to his death.

well the three wives of the deceased decide to have a joint funeral as they were all such good friends,
"I don't understand it," says the Englishman's wife, "if he'd just told me once he didn't want cheese I'd have made something else."
"I don't understand it either," says the Scotsman's wife, "he never told me once he didn't like ham, I'd have made something else."
The Irishman's wife sat there looking puzzled, "what I don't understand about it is:



"HE MADE HIS OWN SANDWICHES"