Forget strengthening the squad, forget playing a striker that actually has a clue where the back of the net is and you can even forget actually having a defence because the secret to avoiding relegation is simple according to the Reading Evening Post-wear blue and white and buy their paper on Friday....
Its so obvious I can't believe I didn't notice it earlier, the reason we have been struggling this season is not anything to do with the players, its all my fault. After pumping endless amounts of money into the club for years on end I must accept the blame for the shocking run of form we are on. Well at least thats what I am told my Graeme Murty, that smug twat Nigel Howe and now the Reading evening post's Keepy Uppy campaign.
If you didn't waste 30p of your hard earned on this rag today then let me enlighten you to their wonderful plan. If we all wear blue and white at the game against Villa on Sunday then we will stay up, simply really isn't it?! Maybe they should take a look around on a match day because vast numbers already come kitted out in the latest megastore crap (thankfully I don't include myself in that) and we are still struggling!
And its never like RFC to miss out making a bit of money, at the end of the article it lets you know that those kind people in the megastore have knocked three quid off the price of a flag and scarf if you buy them before Friday. How kind.
Quite frankly I am sick of being told how to behave at a football match and I am sure I have a better idea than half of these tossers who insist on telling us how it should be done.
Thanks Reading evening post and Madejski, Howe, Murty and all but I will continue to dress as I please when I come to a game and I am confident that I know how to behave in a relegation battle as I have been involved in a few in my time as a Royals fan unlike half the bloody stadium these days that know of nothing but success. When the going gets tough you get behind your team not wave a reduced priced scarf around your head. (taken from off at Eleven)